How To Avoid Being A Bad Client

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As an escort, I have a lot of first time clients asking me how escort protocol works, because the process can be quite confusing. Sometimes people become ‘bad clients’ because they try to bend rules intentionally but others do it by mistake. Either way, being a good client will cause the escort to be more warm and open to you and you’ll get a much better experience. Here are my top 5 tips on becoming a better client.

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Avoid money issues

The easiest way to start the booking on the wrong ‘note’ (pun not intended) is with payment issues. Some examples of this include:
  • Asking for a discount or negotiating rates (this is generally not acceptable in the sex industry)
  • Arriving with the incorrect cash and asking her what she can do for the cash you did bring (which will probably be a kick up the bum and then a push out the door)
  • Not paying a deposit when required (I understand some guys may feel hesitant about scams, but if you have done the correct research, there shouldn't be a problem)
  • Bank transfers. I've been scammed in the past with a fake bank transfer. They will show me the receipt (probably a fake one) without the funds ever hitting my account. If you do a bank transfer, most girls require it to hit their account before the booking begins.

The best thing you can do is to read her rates listed on her escort site or advertisement, then confirm her rate when you message her (including any extras) and also check her preferred payment method. 

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Efficient enquiries

When you make a booking enquiry with an escort, make sure it’s concise. Ensure all the relevant details are in the initial text message (such as your name, booking date, time and length, and the services you’re after). The easier you make the booking process for her, the more willing she will be to see you. Bonus points if you mention something you read off her profile or make a little joke. It helps you seem more genuine.
Avoid starting the conversation with vague messages like ‘hey’ or ‘you free?’. I personally ignore these types of enquiries, because I find them too open ended and frankly, a bit rude. Aim to finalise a booking within about 5-6 text messages and avoid asking too many unnecessary questions. I personally don’t mind a little bit of light banter as an ice breaker. It helps me feel more comfortable to see the client (yes, we get nervous too!) But try to be respectful if she’s not into it.
Also don’t spam her with calls or texts. If she hasn’t responded, she’s either asleep or busy and the more you harass her, the less she will want to see you, so it’s counterproductive. It’s best just to move on.

Respect her time

This follows on from my previous point about lengthy enquiries. Some escorts follow a tight schedule and punctuality is important. Try to give yourself enough time to plan your route and include time for incidentals like finding an ATM, parking or elevator issues. Incidentals can happen and make sure to clearly communicate if that’s the case. The same goes for the end of the booking:

Don't hang around like a bad fart.

If you feel like you need more time, you can always ask to extend the booking but she may already have another client and it’s good that you respect this.

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Hygiene

Clients who take care of their hygiene will almost always receive a better service than ones that don’t. Funky smelling body parts (dick, mouth or overall body odour) are a big turn off and a lot of girls won’t do particular services (like BBBJ, rimming, DFK) if hygiene is sub par. I have sadly even had to turn clients away because of this.
Most escorts require the client to shower at the start of the booking. Even if you think you are clean, it’s respectful to do this as part of the protocol. When you shower, use body wash to thoroughly clean your bits, and pull back the foreskin if you have one. And don’t forget to wash your butt hole! You’d be surprised how much dingleberries waft around down there. Shaving is optional, but appreciated- especially for certain services
Most escorts provide mouthwash, but it can be worth keeping some breath mints in your pocket just in case! It could also be worthwhile avoiding heavily odoured foods like fish, garlic or curries just before the booking.
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Respect Her Boundaries

If there are particular sexual services you want, you should ask the escort as part of your initial enquiry. Most escorts are comfortable at discussing sexual acts and fantasies (this is our job after all), so don’t be shy to ask. If the escort doesn’t perform the services you are after, then you should move onto someone else rather than trying to convince her. 
 
I hope you found these points helpful at avoiding being a bad client. Remember that being a good client will always result in a better experience for you. 

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